vorfreudde:

you know how people lose their virginity, im like gaining it

Getting kicked in the balls is worse than giving birth. Now before you say “listen her u lil shit, no vagina no opinion” LOGIC TIME MOTHER FUCKERS! How many guys enjoy being hit in the balls? Probably zero. How many women enjoy actually giving birth? Also probably zero. BUT HOW MANY GUYS GET KICKED IN THE BALLS AND THEN A WHILE LATER GO ” OH HEY LET ME EXPERIANCE THAT SHIT AGAIM”? LEMME TELL YOU HOW MANY, FUCKING NONE OF THEM! BUT HOW MANY WOMEN HAVE GIVEN BIRTH TO MULTIPLE KIDS (not consecutively) A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT OF THEM. SO SIT THE FUCK DOWN, SHUT THE FUCK UP. CASE CLOSED, BRING IN THE DANCING LOBSTER.

fuckyeahlaughters:

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I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

alextimmons:

platonicteamugs:

summerliketheseason:

make-sweetlove:

• Classy women.
• Guys being gentlemen.
• cute ass relationships.

• Racism
• Sexism
• Homophobia
• Illness
• Segregation
• Cold War
• Constant threat of nuclear war

But I mean the vintage bombshelters are sooo totally cute

WHY IS THAT NOT A REAL BOOK

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tessaviolet:

peachofcake:

tessaviolet:

i’m tupac on the inside.

tupac is dead.

exactly.

notahoe:

eyebrows can literally either make you or break you